Fashion is full of wardrobe mishaps, and if you have any doubt, simply scan runway shows and the red carpet for examples. If you are anything like me, you have shimmied yourself into a somewhat risque outfit, only to spend the night worrying about potential wardrobe malfunctions a la Lohan, Spears, or Fox. Filed in my personal cabinet under fashion miracles, Miss Oops has got me covered. This amazing line of handy-dandy problem solvers prevent fashion disasters, and keep me blissfully worry-free, no matter what I choose to slink into.

1. Spot the malfunction
2. Stare for a moment in horror
3. Avert my eyes
4. Feel embarrassed for them
5. Shake my head sadly as I question their decision-making abilities.
Another example of wardrobe malfunction was seen recently on Megan Fox, at the premiere of Transformers. Don't get me wrong, I think that Megan is drop-dead gorgeous. However, the "chilled" look does nothing for her. It only needlessly detracts attention from her legs, which seemingly go on for miles.

In sum, Hollywood starlets have lost their minds in the name of fashion, but you don't have to. For those of you agree that these pde's (public displays of endowment) are ridiculous, but don't want to sacrifice those slinky little numbers, Miss Oops has got you covered. Miss Oops products are available here, and are the ultimate fashion necessity.
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